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Diabetic Recipe

Interesting Recipe
Mix 4 cups of sugar with 6 cups of white flour.  Cut in 2 sticks of margarine with a TV remote control.  slowly stir in 265 pounds of obesity.  Moisten with a liter of soda of your choice mixed with an equal volume of fruit juice.  finely chop two of your favorite candy vars and add to mixture.  Sprinkle a few years of sedentary lifestyle over the entire mixture, stirring again with a remote control.  Add a tincture of aging.  Allow to sit on a 72 degree couch for 5-10 years.
Yields:  Sticky Buns
Yields: One Type 2 Diabetic
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